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Broke Back Monster
I finally saw that new monster movie “Cloverfield”, I wasn’t impressed. If I wanted to watch a shaky handheld video camera movie of an ugly over-hyped monster I’ll watch Paris Hilton’s sex tape. Its the same thing: a H… -
Blondes Have More Chow Fun
Here's my first Celebrity Roast (because I'm an asshole and have nothing better to do). Today; America's favorite talent.... Paris Hilton and George W. Bush have a lot in common; one’s a ditzy bimbo airhead who inher…
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